Wednesday, January 10, 2007

The $64,000 Question

[For those of you still in diapers, that is the name of a quiz show from the fifties.]

However, it's also idiomatic for a question with a very difficult answer.

Into the isolation booth:

If two smokers light up in a bar after the Charleston City Council's ordinance against smoking in public places receives the final green light, and one is smoking a cigarette and the other is smoking a joint, which one will get arrested first?
Follow-up--if both are arrested, which one will get the tougher penalty?

What say you?

1 comment:

chucker said...

Crammed together on the floor level at a live concert - say Widespread Panic at the Coliseum - I move AWAY from rude cigarette smokers.

I usually stop for a snack on the way home.