
Tell me, if you stood up (or sat down) in a meeting, got everyone's silent attention, and began by saying, "Dear most heavenly and gracious father," would YOU be praying? Would the rest of those in the room assume that you were praying?
Not according to the board's policy committee! According to the P&C "The guidelines passed Monday [. . .] don't allow prayer and forbid attempts to have a religious opening to the board's meetings." Yet these are the words said by Nancy Cook Monday night without anyone's objection.
Is this a hoot, or what? The two sensible votes against doublespeak were cast because the board months ago agreed to open its meetings with a prayer, but now, as David Engelman states, "With the way it's written, it makes the board sound 'like it's against prayer.'" No way! Must sound like it because it forbids prayer, I guess.
In fact, up is down and black is white, also. "No invocation may be a prayer" ? Really, if it looks like a duck, sounds like . . . [you get the picture].
Oh, but the BEST part is that Arthur Ravenel says he's "happy with the guidelines," apparently believing that they do not forbid prayer!
Talk about a bunch of wimps. The 4th Circuit Court of Appeals "specifically ruled that [a town council] could not invoke the name of Jesus." From that prohibition the policy committee has interpreted that school boards may not offer prayer. Maybe the nuance here was too much for the policy committee.
It gets better, though. Thanks go to Diette Courrege for pointing out that the BERKELEY County School Board starts its meetings (audience joining in) with the Lord's Prayer.
You can't make this stuff up.